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Service List

Gie’s yur fuckin pint big man.

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Baby Binge Drinking Services

We will drink any pish (and look like we like it). Even McEwens catered for (McEwens surcharge applicable).

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E-mail: someonewhogivesashit@jonathancowan.com

General Binge Drinking Services

Pooh. Pooh I tell you.

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E-mail: someonewhogivesashit@jonathancowan.com

Baby Face Painting

We need another (10). It looks shite, it sounds shite and it is shite. With our services and a lot of alcohol its less shite!

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E-mail: someonewhogivesashit@jonathancowan.com

General Merriment—It’s less shite.

Fatman can provide the fastest route to a general state of puchment (TM).

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E-mail: someonewhogivesashit@jonathancowan.com

Pre Punched Coupons

BGJ works hard at punching at a distance using the secret principles of the ancient art of couponography.

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