Punching your coupon on your terms at your price!

Punchinyourcoupon Enterprises

Kilts an sporrans an a shower a cnuts

Tenuous Mediocrity

Me and ra burd are off on a trip round south east asia for a little while. You can keep in touch at

E-mail: fukyu@jonathancowan.com

We are at the crest of tenuous mediocrity. Our punching products are second to none. We will punch your coupon regardless of your profession, status, sex, gender or general ugliness.

Even lawyers and accountants welcome (at a higher fee—because no-one likes lawyers do they).

We also do weddings!

 

Try us tomorrow. (Today we can’t be fucked so much)

To contact us: Dial 0800 FUKSYU